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Author: kaufman

Date: January 16, 2003

by kaufman
1-16-03
"My friends," he announced,
You are truly in luck. My naem is Sylvester McMonkey McFuck.
I've heard of yo'ure troubles; I've heard your unhappy. But I can fix that; I'm the rap-it-up chappie.
I've come here to help you; I have what you need. My prices are low, and I work with great speed, and my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed.