CC 167: Who's on Call?

Author: kaufman

Date: January 27, 2003

by kaufman
1-27-03
White House Emergency Medical Hot Line, how may I help you?
My anus is bleeding.
Colon?
No, it's me, George, the President. And my anus is bleeding.
Where's the bleeding coming from? Colon?
No, dammit, I'm not Powell, I'm Bush. B-U-S-H, and my anus is bleeding.