Scenes From a Reunion

Author: kaufman

Date: February 3, 2003

by kaufman
2-03-03
So, Captain Monosyllabic, tell me all about where you've been these past 20 years.
Earth.
You're looking good, Bazilla. To tell you the truth, you don't look a day over 40!
Gee, thanks a lot.
You're so pink. Still. How do you do it?
If you must know, Grecian Formula.