CC 169: Science Mission

Author: kaufman

Date: February 10, 2003

by kaufman
2-10-03
This specimen has been drinking Scotch on the rocks. He is very drunk.
This one has been drinking Bourbon and water. He is totally zonked.
And this one has been drinking "lite beers," which are essentially watered down malt beverages. He is completeley plastered ... Computer, RECORD: water causes drunkenness in Species 6109.