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The money may be good, but never, ever take a job tending bar at an Irish Pub Internet Cafe.
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| One Harp lager. You want draft or a 12-ounce bottle? | |
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| I want it in a half 1337r mug. | |
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The clientele will drive you absolutely nuts.
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| All your Bass are belong to me. Nyuk nyuk nyuk! | |
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You wouldn't believe some of their requests.
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| My name is Craig. I only have a few months to live, and my dying wish is to get a postcard certifying that I broke the world record for getting the most Guinnesses... | |
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