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| There you have it. President Bush has just proven Fermat's Last Theorem, recited "Hamlet," and solved the Grand Unifying Theory of Physics. Now for his policy speech. | |
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| My fellow Americans, We need to shore up the economy. No longer will we be subsidizing the rich with useless and fiscally irresponsible tax cuts. | |
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| I know many of you are concerned with Iraq, and I am ready to tell you the real reason behind this conflict. Saddam, we will stand down our troops if only you return our stapler. | |
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