Roger and the Genie

Author: kaufman

Date: February 17, 2003

by kaufman
2-17-03
That was your first wish for freeing me from the lamp. You now have $1,000,000. Make your second wish.
Oh genie, what is money without health? I really wish to know the secret to a healthy diet.
Ah, it is simple. For all the talk of vitamins and nutrients, the best way to good health is the daily intake of a well-balanced set of staples.
Aha. In that case, for my third wish ...
I want a never-emptying stapler.