Be Careful What You Ask For

Author: kaufman

Date: February 18, 2003

by kaufman
2-18-03
I can't get that silly hot dog jingle out of my head.
o/` Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I'd truly like to be ...
Gott in Himmel! How did you know my name was Meyer Wiener? I'll grant you your wish and turn you into an Academy Award.
And the award for best song goes to ... Celine Dion, for "My Song Will Go On and On and On."
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!