CC 172: A Day in a Bug's Life

Author: kaufman

Date: February 22, 2003

by kaufman
2-22-03
So now that you've been elected the leader of this community of insects, what are you going to do, Mr. Beetle?
The first thing I'm going to do is impose a new set of dietary regulations for the community.
Like what?
No longer will you be allowed to eat triple layer sandwiches with turkey, ham, jalapenos and processed ventricles of insane humans.
So then, soylent peppered looney heart clubs...
BANNED!