YMtC1: As a Matter of Coarse

Author: kaufman

Date: February 24, 2003

by kaufman
2-24-03
You want what?
You heard me right the first time. I said I wanted you to sandpaper my eyelids.
I can't believe I'm doing this. You'd better take me home after this.
Yes, yes, Oh my God! Don't stop! Of course I will. Keep going! MORE!
Okay, here we are. Let's get started. Sand my carpet.