Two Soles in Communion

Author: kaufman

Date: March 18, 2003

by kaufman
3-18-03
Good morning, how may I help you?
I want a divorce. Can you represent me?
Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Cinderella. You married the handsome Prince two months ago. Why would you need a divorce?
Irreconcilable differences. Let's just say I found a few things out about him that I just can't deal with.
I'm afraid you'll have to be a bit more specific than that.
Do I need to spell it out? The guy's a fucking foot fetishist!