CC 178: More Scarlet Letters

Author: kaufman

Date: March 22, 2003

by kaufman
3-22-03
Wow, Judge Mengigo has really gotten into the branding of prisoners since the Prynne case. What were you folks convicted of?
Stalking Barbara Feldon.
Throwing a bone at a black monolith.
Preaching a heliocentric universe.
Treason, horsetheft, embezzling, extortion, necrophilia, dancing, idolatry, sodomy, noogieing, intoxication, being gay and hopscotch.