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Author: kaufman

Date: March 22, 2003

by kaufman
3-22-03
Welcome to American Idle. Tonight we have an exciting semifinal match. Our first contestant is Helen Fuller ... Oh, she's asleep. Isn't that outstanding! She'll be hard to beat.
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Next we have her opponent, James Winger. James is ... uh, where is he?
We haven't seen him. It looks like James couldn't be bothered to come in tonight.
Incredible! Well, there you have it. James Winger will advance to the finals of American Idle, next Tuesday on Fox.