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| Spy satellites with x-ray cameras are looking down at you and know the length of your penis to the exact millimeter. | |
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| Princess Di really survived, and is now training an Al Qaeda camp in France to produce land mines. | |
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| There's something brown and stinky under your feet. | |
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