Scenes from a Cat

Author: kaufman

Date: April 29, 2003

by kaufman
4-29-03
INSTANT IQ TEST
Do you know what I am?
Clearly, you're a hole in the ground.
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
And best of all, for new patients, I throw in a free autopsy on the first visit.
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO AN ASSASSIN
No, silly, that's a finger. Your gun's in your other pocket.