The Scottish Plumber

Author: kaufman

Date: May 1, 2003

by kaufman
5-01-03
All done, lassie, I put in a new faucet. There'll be nae more drips.
Thank you very much.
My drainpipe is clogged, Lois. Do you have a recommendation for a plumber I could call?
Well, I use McOnaughy. He's very good, but I should warn you: He IS a Scottish plumber.
Scottish? I don't follow. What difference should that make?
Put it this way: When he bends over, you see the OTHER end of his crack.