Germs of Endearment

Author: kaufman

Date: May 6, 2003

by kaufman
5-06-03
Hang on a moment, lassie. I'll go back to my van and fetch you a condom.
A WHAT? Listen, bud, you've got the wrong idea. I called you over to fix my pipes. Or let me rephrase that ...
Whoa, I didn't mean it that way. Sorry for the misunderstanding. But backed-up sewage water is a leading cause of infectuous diseases.
And you think a condom will protect me?
Works for me. Do I look like I have SARS? AIDS? Leprosy?
I guess water on the brain isn't infectuous ...