Now They Need a Place to Hide Away

Author: kaufman

Date: May 12, 2003

by kaufman
5-12-03
several hours later ...
Here you go, boss, Jane's Book of X-Men, updated last week.
Excellent. Now I can go about swapping their powers. Wolverine will be able to use Cerebero from a wheelchair. Storm will attract metal objects...
Rogue will have remote-control eyelids, and so forth. Heh, heh. When this takes effect at sunrise, you know what we'll have?
Scrambled X?
No, moron, we'll have the opportunity to blow up the mutant school, and NO ONE will be able to stop us.