William I

Author: kaufman

Date: May 17, 2003

by kaufman
5-17-03
A folio of Shakespeare's American Histories was recently unearthed. We proudly present, in its entirety, William I, which relates the life story of the first President Harrison.
I do solemnly swear, as I look in your eyes, Thy Constitution I'll uphold, and *unnnuurrrggh*
(Dies.)