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| I welcome thee into our fair eatery family. Lo, yonder toddler her Happy Meal overturns. Our ivory floor shant be covered in slop; you know the drill, get a bucket and mop! | |
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| Away I clean, fearest thyself not! I command yon fell stain, Out! Out, damned spot! | |
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| Yo, Bethie, The end of my shift on the grill draws nigh. Once you've polished the floor, there lies in my doublet a dispenser of Special Sauce that must needs cleaned. | |
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| Fie, now, Duncan, O' porcine grillboy, lest your wiener be caught in some big ebon buns. | |
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| Help! Help! Afire am I. Pushed into the vat of hellish lard. Prithee extinguish, ere I make an ash of myself. | |
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| Come hither, Elizabeth, Duncan hath in fryer fell. Thy promotion awaits, now cook the burghers the burgers. | |
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