McBeth: Act I

Author: kaufman

Date: May 18, 2003

by kaufman
5-18-03
Double, double, toil and trouble; Fryer burn and Cola bubble. Filet-O-Fish and Roadkill Cat; Woudst thou like some fries with that?
Hither shall enter Elizabeth, future employee in the demesnes of repast of haste. Move along, lady, great tidings are afoot.
Hail McBeth, washer of floor! Hail McBeth, Hamburger cook! Hail McBeth, Lord of all the chain!
Huh? Prithee, cashier wench, mayest thou direct me to yon manager? I seek employ for these summer months.