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| I did it, boss. It's worse than Minnesota. Horrible lighting, a spongy carpet that bounces baseballs like superballs, hanging speakers all over the place, a roof that's baseball-white ... | |
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| Acoustics like an echo chamber, magnificent mildew aroma ... Yes, Mr. Selig, I HAVE CREATED ULTIMATE DOME! | |
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| IDIOT! Do I have a funny accent? I asked for the end of the world. ULTIMATE DOOM! We owners are bleeding money. We need Armageddon! Now bring about the Apocalypse! | |
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| Sigh, I guess I need to make the Cubs win the World Series. That'll take some work. | |
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| All right, I'll give you a 10% bonus. | |
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