No, they're not at all random.

Author: kaufman

Date: June 20, 2003

by kaufman
6-20-03
I'm going to kill you. I'm a hugely popular swiss musician and I'm going to lure you to Switzerland and kill you.
Look at you! You're Berneing!
I'm going to lure you in with a phony email. You won't remember having this conversation because your asleep. You will die in Switzerland.
Are you saying I can run, but I can't Heidi?
I'm serious though. You're going to die at the hands of an insanely popular Swiss musician in Switzerland.
I read a story about a Swiss musician who had to kill his aging dog. It was called "Yo Deller."