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| Grandpa, for your birthday, I want you to experience something you haven't experienced in all your 80 years on earth. | |
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| You can try, but I've done it all. Camping in the Kalihari, rock climbing in the Himalayas, running naked through downtown Detroit ... | |
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| How about if we take a bit of hair from your beard, clone two copies of yourself with Y chromosomes replaced by copies of your X chromosome ... | |
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| I see where you're getting with that, three-ways with my nubile young identical twin sisters. Unfortunately, I already did that during the War, over in Normandy. | |
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| Hmmmm ... something nobody's done. How about I just take you to the "From Justin to Kelly" film that opened this week? | |
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| Sorry, caught the sneak preview last Saturday. | |
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