Just Those Goofy Statues

Author: kaufman

Date: July 12, 2003

by kaufman
7-12-03
Based on a distressingly true story.
Hey, Maw, can you take us to Dinosaur World?
Yeah, we wanna see the die-no-sawrs!
Dinosaur World is an infamously cheesy tourist trap in Arkansas.
Welcome to Dinosaur World, ma'am, how can I help you?
I need one adult ticket and two children's tickets. But first answer me this question ...
Kids, it's like this. They don't have the REAL dinosaurs here.