There are some things money can't buy.

Author: kaufman

Date: July 13, 2003

by kaufman
7-13-03
Ticketbastard service charges: $48.
Two $15 seats to Cubs-Reds.
That will be $78.
Parking: $12 .......... Nachos: $7.50
Anyone got tickets?
Dumping your whole beer on Bud Selig's head: PRICELESS.
Woohoo! Home run!
All right!