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Author: kaufman

Date: July 27, 2003

by kaufman
7-27-03
AUGUST 22: Dorothy Parker's Birthday. You might as well live.
AUGUST 23: Keith Moon's Birthday. Trash a hotel room today.
AUGUST 24: On this day in 1869, the waffle iron was invented.
Welcome to Waffle House, what can I get you?
A waffle and some hash browns smothered, diced, smashed, scraped, laced, flaked, cornholed, pureed and coagulated.