Wait till she wants to sell her soul

Author: kaufman

Date: May 15, 2001

by kaufman
5-15-01
And I want an Easy Bake Oven and a Barbie and a My Little Pony ...
Excuse me, I think you've got the wrong guy.
No, you're going to come down the chimney and give me all those things.
I tell you, I'm SATAN, not SANTA!
I *hate* dyslexics.