A Haiku and a Limerick walk into a bar

Author: kaufman

Date: May 17, 2001

by kaufman
5-17-01
Long Island Iced Tea.
I would like a whiskey and water. No ice, I prefer my drinks hotter.
Easy on the vodka, please.
And bartender fella, Nix on that umbrella.
I do have to drive.
I want a small plastic fly-swatter.