Beating around the Bush

Author: kaufman

Date: May 17, 2001

by kaufman
5-17-01
White House Security, how may I help you?
This is William Peterson. I need to be let in -- I have an 8:30 appointment with the President.
I'm sorry, Mr. Bush says he knows no William Peterson.
*sigh* Tell him it's "Skiddy-Pants".
Yes, indeed. Step right in, Skiddy.
I hate this administration.