The Boys of Slaughter

Author: kaufman

Date: August 26, 2003

by kaufman
8-26-03
DAD: When I was young you were a hero, to me a Cobb or Ruth, A Gehrig or a Musial, that is the complete truth.
But as I grew it dawned on me, you were my Splendid Splinter.
So I lopped off your head and stuck it in a freezer cold as winter.