The Lesser Evil

Author: kaufman

Date: August 27, 2003

by kaufman
8-27-03
You're vile, sick and evil; folks who see you run in fear. You like to drive people insane with a tentacle up their ear.
And yet you're quite an introvert; you cherish privacy. You live alone in a strange city far beneath the azure sea.
Thus, it's my civic duty to send this card and warn you. Others have done their duty too -- YOU'RE NOW GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!