One Year After Nineteen-No-Nothing

Author: kaufman

Date: September 2, 2003

by kaufman
9-02-03
What are you doing, Mr. Peabody? Are you using the Way-Back Machine?
Yes, Sherman, I'm going back to 1901, where I will try to save the life of the most esteemed statesman ever to pass through Buffalo.
Gee.
Well, how'd it go? Did you succeed?
No, Sherman, I had an unfortunate miscalculation. By 1901, President Fillmore had already been dead and buried a quarter century.