Husker Dei

Author: kaufman

Date: May 19, 2001

by kaufman
5-19-01
Honey, have you seen Jesus and Satan?
They were fighting with each other so I sent them to the cornfield.
You sent Jesus and Satan to the cornfield?!?
Uh huh, and Death and Cthulhu too.
And thus dawned a new age, an age of atheism and self-determination ... or did it?
Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?
You'll be so pleased! I picked some fresh corn.