CC31: Missing Persons

Author: kaufman

Date: May 21, 2001

by kaufman
5-21-01
Hey kids, time for Hide & Seek. Six celebrities have hidden and disguised themselves. Can you identify them? They are:
Are you my daddy?
I just finished my new book. Hope the Zoroastrians like it.
(in no particular order) Elvis Presley, the Lindbergh Baby, D.B. Cooper, Salman Rushdie,
I didn't go left at Bora-Bora. I quietly turned upward instead.
You think we'd hide on a golf course or something?
Amelia Earhart, and The Real Killers of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. Good luck!
If anyone saw my briefcase, could they bring it by? I last saw it in Idaho.
And if it's no problem, bring me a peanut butter and pill sandwich. Thank you very much.