Bachelor of 'R'ts

Author: kaufman

Date: October 4, 2003

by kaufman
10-04-03
Today's your first day of school, son. I hope you're ready to learn.
Absolutely, dad. I've been waiting 2.318 x 10^16 nanoseconds for this day.
I hope this school is good for him, honey. You know how hard it is to find a place that still values traditional education.
We've been over this hundreds of times, sweetheart. I researched this school. They do value the three 'R's.
Several hours later ...
Welcome home, son. How was school today?
Great! We learned all about reaching, redness and radiation vision.