Kill Brad (vol. 1)

Author: kaufman

Date: October 22, 2003

by kaufman
10-22-03
I get out a piece of paper and write down the names of the people I need to kill to complete my revenge.
1. Asiangirl1 ......... 2. Jamalia ............. 3. Jon ..................... 4. Zoe ...................... 5. Brad! ...................
Asiangirl1, code name Sucky Sucky. Was inseparable from her twin sister for the first nine years of her life. Little else is known about her background.
Hey, don't blame us, it's Brad's default.
Her life was changed forever when she saw her sister killed by a blue guy with feet for (oh shit, we did him already; think of something else), uh, by ... by a giant rototiller.
Kaddar, get over here quick! We need you to draw a rototiller prop.
I am dieing!