Kill Brad (vol. 1)

Author: kaufman

Date: October 22, 2003

by kaufman
10-22-03
Hundreds of them came at me with the most vile of weapons:
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight!
Feeeeeeelings! Whoaoaoaoaoa, Feeeeeelings!
Bad songs from the 70s.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life.
Of course, I blew them away!
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas. You know he knows just exactly what the facts is.
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam, Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land!