Baby, You're Second Best

Author: kaufman

Date: October 24, 2003

by kaufman
10-24-03
You're too late, Mr. Bond. My henchmen are about to kill you, World War III is starting, and my investment in winter wheat will go sky high.
*sigh*
Where's the jovial comeback? The snappy pun that suggests I'm about to be thwarted. You're not yourself, Mr. Bond.
I know, I know. Ever since I heard that damned Carly Simon song, I've felt rather insignificant.