Summer Blockbuster

Author: kaufman

Date: November 4, 2003

by kaufman
11-04-03
Jeez, what a night. I'm still hung over.
Me too. You go get us a table; I'll order for both of us.
Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like today?
I'd like two double cheeseburgers, hold the buns, a couple large cokes, and absolutely no fries.
Coming soon to a theater near you: DUDE, WHERE'S MY CARBS?
Look at this, man. Did we sign up for Atkins or something last night?
Shit, dude, I really can't remember.