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| Mr. Christ, you may recognize my voice-- I'm the telemarketer who called you every evening at dinnertime for the past six years. | |
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| And you expect me to forgive you NOW? | |
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| No, not at all. I see the error in my ways, and want to make it up to you. That timeshare cave I was hawking, I'm offering it to you FREE. You can check in today. | |
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| Free? Sounds great. Once this crowd disperses, I'll have my apostles take me down and help me in. | |
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| One thing though. The next person will be checking in at noontime Sunday. You have to be gone beforehand. | |
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