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This is ANN: The Anthill News Network
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| And now the weather. How does it look, Judy? | |
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| Good news for the next few days. The urine showers should be tapering off by nightfall, and then we should be dry the rest of the workweek. | |
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... Police seeking serial killer Reebok
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| However, late Friday, a legion of hardened Roman soldiers will be coming through the area, and will masturbate all over our anthill. | |
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... Breaking News: Ant predicts established centurions' jism.
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| It will be horrible. We could be buried under a foot of semen. | |
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