Star Trek II: The Wrath of Ken

Author: kaufman

Date: November 7, 2003

by kaufman
11-07-03
You say you have a plan to get me off this god-forsaken planet?
Yes, when a landing party beams down from orbit, crawl into the orifices of one of the astronauts and hitch a ride away from here.
Keep going. You're almost deep enough into this one's aural cavity. You'll make it!
Thanks for all your help.
Ant in Chekov!
Report, Ensign. How did the mission go?
Oh, it was chust horrible, keptin. They put more creatures in my ears!