UMFUMDAILY (11/14/03)

Author: kaufman

Date: November 14, 2003

by kaufman
11-14-03
Hey, we're on! Where's the art department?
They said they'd be here shortly. Can't you hold the comic up for a few minutes?
Welcome to the Umfumdeli. How can I help you?
I'd like a corned beef on rye, two tuna melts on white, a BLT on a kaiser, and a roast beef on pumpernickel. Oh, and a small lace centerpiece to serve them on.
Will there be anything else, ma'am?
Yes, I'd appreciate if you could resynchronize the traffic signals within the Loop, Mr. Mayor.