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12,000,000 BC. The first case of penis envy
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| Ha ha, I'm a boy monkey. I get to play with myself all day. | |
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| I'll just have to make do with this banana. | |
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1989: The worst case of peonies envy
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| I appreciate the sentiment, but you brought me DAFFODILS? Julia got showier flowers when her husband died. | |
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| Alas, poor Spanky, I knew him well. But not THAT well. | |
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Last Sunday: The most recent case of PNE envy
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| What do you know? Preston scored a 1-1 draw at Palace. They're only eight points out of first! | |
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| Lucky bastards. My Dons are going down the tubes, right into Division 2. | |
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