Simian Says: Hands on Hips!

Author: kaufman

Date: December 9, 2003

by kaufman
12-09-03
Here goes a small monkey, poised perhaps to lead the mammalian revolution.
I wish I had somebody to fling poo at. I feel so empty, so alone. I know my long-lost soulmate is out there somewhere.
Guess I'll just have to play with myself for the 26th time this morning.
Or not.
Sigh, life just ain't worth living.