End of an Era

Author: kaufman

Date: December 9, 2003

by kaufman
12-09-03
Let me get this straight: faced by the true bond of kinship, Harry got rid of our salvation and gave it to that little mammal?
That's exactly what he told me.
Who could buy that hogwash? Kinship between a monkey and a cup of lube?
Actually, I believe in it. What could possibly be a better marriage of the diverse than a rhesus-penis butter cup?
Screw all of this. Does anybody know the number for Dial-an-Asteroid?