Needs More Saddamy

Author: kaufman

Date: December 15, 2003

by kaufman
12-15-03
Good news from Iraq, sir, we got him!
We did? What happened?
We found him with a long scraggly beard, in a tight, dirty space.
Well, don't just stand there, get the interrogation crew in action!
Let's cut to the chase, hotshot, where are the Weapons of Mass Destruction?
You mean the Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifles? You don't want one of them. You'll shoot your eye out, kid!