FTC 14: A Day in the Life

Author: kaufman

Date: December 15, 2003

by kaufman
12-15-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church. Would you care to make a donation?
Sure. Do you take Pa-pal?