How the war was won

Author: kaufman

Date: June 1, 2001

by kaufman
6-01-01
August: 1944
Sir, we just got news from our man in Berlin. The Krauts are deploying Fraulein Flatulence in the US!
Oh my god, this could be the end!
Meanwhile in New Jersey ...
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A lawng-awaited breeze. Is this heat wave foynally ovuh?
And soon after, the Reich is dealt a fatal blow with the accident at the Dresden Frauleinflatulenzwerken.
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